Chanceportation

Fat Chance Yikes! This post brings back some awful High School memories.    I had some baby fat in high school nothing too crazy. As a freshmen I had a 30 inch waste with a little hang over but when you pair that with a name like Chance well its a recipe for ridicule. I remember one jerky kid in particular. We were in gym class together and this week we had swimming class. The coach gave us free time so of course we all lined up to do cannon balls off the diving board. The jerky kid was behind me in line while I was going up the ladder. He grabbed me by the love handles and yelled HEY FAT CHANCE! My immediate reaction was to kick him in the face. There was blood flowing out of his nose.  I though for sure I had a suspension coming. Instead he just told the coach he had a bloody nose and headed for the locker room. I went in after class and found him waiting for me. He didn’t want to take revenge or anything just wanted to give me back the towel that he stole from...